Name : Gary Dreslinski
Email : clauderains@rocketmail.com
Age : 29.
Place or Residence : St. Petersburg, FL
Faux DC Project : Current-Doom Patrol, Shade the Changed Man; Former- Extreme Justice, Supergirl.
Faux DC Ambition : To be the next Clay whatshisface.
Real World Ambition : To destroy Clay whathisface and take over his life - either that or to shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Favorite DC Character : Flash
Favorite Mid-Afternoon Snack : humans
My Origin in 20 words or less: : And Lo God said "Let there be Dreslinski" and it was so.
Influences on my Faux DC work will be : Tutuola, Dumas, Pynchon, Faulkner, Joyce, Oakley, Farina, Smith, Waid, Robinson and some guy named Reese... since he ghost wrote for all of the above anyway.
I Hate the way Doc has handled Dr. Mid-Nite because clearly the man has no understanding of the character.<G>
The first DC comic I read when I get home is : dependant on what comes out that week
And when I'm reading that comic I listen to : the sound of one hand clapping
And when I ain't writtin' of readin' comics, I : mock Neil Gow
But all of this is irrelevant 'cos : no one read the original bio, and even less are going to read the update

Gary's Work can be found Here:


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