Name : Gary Dreslinski
Email : email@example.com
Age : 29.
Place or Residence : St. Petersburg, FL
Faux DC Project : Current-Doom
Patrol, Shade the
Changed Man; Former- Extreme
Faux DC Ambition : To be the next Clay whatshisface.
Real World Ambition : To destroy Clay whathisface and take over
his life - either that or to shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Favorite DC Character : Flash
Favorite Mid-Afternoon Snack : humans
My Origin in 20 words or less: : And Lo God said "Let
there be Dreslinski" and it was so.
Influences on my Faux DC work will be : Tutuola, Dumas, Pynchon,
Faulkner, Joyce, Oakley, Farina, Smith, Waid, Robinson and some guy
named Reese... since he ghost wrote for all of the above anyway.
I Hate the way Doc has handled Dr. Mid-Nite because
clearly the man has no understanding of the character.<G>
The first DC comic I read when I get home is : dependant on what
comes out that week
And when I'm reading that comic I listen to : the sound of one
And when I ain't writtin' of readin' comics, I : mock Neil Gow
But all of this is irrelevant 'cos : no one read the original
bio, and even less are going to read the update